- Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
- Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
I hate when guys say “hehe” U have a penis ok
- me: *accidentally spends life on tumblr*
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
